Prom Queen

Oh, spring. A time of baby animals, blooming flowers, and bountiful farmers' markets. And the most important night in the course of a 17-year-old girl's high school career.

PROM.

*lightning bolt*

And the most important element of the evening? THE DRESS.

*thunder clap*

Prom dresses are strewn far and wide across the internets, and it is quite enjoyable to peruse the selections. Some are at DefCon levels of tackiness. Behold!

Drama!

This model has a bit of a whiff of Donna Martin. Watch out for the champers, girl!

Perfect for jungle-themed evenings!
Can double as a snake costume for your Garden of Eden Halloween group costume.

This just gives me a migraine.