Bump it, LOUDER...

The Black Eyed Peas tell us, in fact, to PUMP IT.

I however, feel the need to Bump It. My hair that is. You may have heard of this new, As Seen on TV, infomercial-tastic hair contraption known as the BumpIt. I've had a life- long battle with flat hair that has no uumpf or ability to be BIG so of course I trotted down to Walgreens and snapped one right up!

I want big hair.

Sleek Valley of the Dolls big hair

Heather Graham in "Austin Powers" big hair

Shake it sister.

And last but not least!
Real Housewives big hair
Doesn't Teresa look like she might throw some tables in this photo?
Don't worry honey, I'm not a prostitution whore.
And the buhbbies look great!

Anyway I am here to report that BumpIts are relatively easy to use and definitely do create height at the crown of the head. Also, a handy dandy teasing comb is included in the package, which is hot because I was meaning to buy one of those but I just kept forgetting whenever I was at the store and just bought 18 tubes of pink lip gloss instead.

But that's a story for another day.

With my hair texture, it seems that the whole BumpIt idea works best to give height to a ponytail or updo.

Por ejemplo

Wearing my hair down with the BumpIt is not an option, as my hair slides all around and the teeth thingies show, making the whole things look unnatural and weird. This was what I was really looking for, so I doubt I will really be using the BumpIt very often.

Back to this hair style

Snooze.