Lemons

When life gives you lemons, put on some black tie.

-Liza Gershman

Day at the Races

My fellow Spinsters of San Francisco and I joined the Bachelors of San Francisco at Golden Gate Fields on May 8th. Good times were had by all, although itwas a bit tamer than last year. (Let's just say last year must have been fun, but no one really remembers...)

Hats!

More hats!

The Bachelors, looking dapper as ever.

The ponies ran fast!

Official bugle player serenading a birthday girl in
the Director's Club.


Good times with good company!

It's a dirty job, but...

Someone's gotta do it.

I LOVE

MY LIFE!

Me, dressed up as Marilyn at The San Francisco

Wine Auction benefitting

The Guardsmen. What a fantastic event!

Yo!

On the left is my main man Ed Lover of
Yo! MTV RAPS fame.

(That's his friend, the other Dr. Dre)

What I love about Ed Lover is CLEARLY...

THE ED LOVER DANCE



STOP! LOVER TIME!

Strawberry Fields

Have you ever tried strawberries paired with goat cheese? It's delicious.

Slice them up and add goat cheese, then give it a light smash to get the juice from the berries a little mixed with the goat cheese. Throw it in some tupperware in the morning and let it sit for a few hours. Eat for a late breakfast or at lunch time. Delicious!

You can make a more full salad by adding romaine or butter lettuce, basil or watercress, and raspberry or balsamic vinaigrette.

Prom Queen

Oh, spring. A time of baby animals, blooming flowers, and bountiful farmers' markets. And the most important night in the course of a 17-year-old girl's high school career.

PROM.

*lightning bolt*

And the most important element of the evening? THE DRESS.

*thunder clap*

Prom dresses are strewn far and wide across the internets, and it is quite enjoyable to peruse the selections. Some are at DefCon levels of tackiness. Behold!

Drama!

This model has a bit of a whiff of Donna Martin. Watch out for the champers, girl!

Perfect for jungle-themed evenings!
Can double as a snake costume for your Garden of Eden Halloween group costume.

This just gives me a migraine.